In the wise words of el kolonel 2:16:
"zizou dies ahahahaha i kil hjim infidel"
el kolonel is recruiting YOU, choosing me (proof: jihad 3:16 "vaglneer i apont u as mi prophet") as his prophet. I spread the wise words of m m m h h h -) to all of you, and may the kolonel be with you.
Update: kolonelism is spreading fast! our logo is seen on every KFC in existence. cool rite
(join kolonelism. PM me and i will add you to list of official followers)
followers:
PROPHET: VAGlNEER
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I was banned for your sins
VAGlJESUS ["I love me some KFC"]