A Matter of Great Importance

Since AtWar began, the ranking system was used as a means of players to compare superiority to each other. But soon it was realized that Rank alone was far from sufficient in the pursuit of judging the superiority of a player, and so rep was added, that players may self aggrandize each other. Wether by earning it as a reward for being lovely, or after having begged for it. Even then, rank and rep alone were not enough. Players NEEDED another means of showing off their true majesty. And so Elo was imported from the Chess world. Elo could be won or lost form other players, a true badge of honour.

However all these factors are quite scattered, making it quite difficult to truly determine the penis size of a fellow player. After all, Rank, Rep, and Elo are all just ways of demonstrating how truly massive your Phallus is. As a means of finally solving this, I have developed a formula which combines all these factors into one simple equation.

Rank is a players base penis size. Each rank equals EXACTLY one Centimetre of length.
Rep is a bonus to your basic length. One rep = .015Millimetres.
Elo is Girth. Sure length is great, but girth is what gets the message across. Much like how Elo shows how Effective you are. One Elo = .005 Millimetres

Rank= R
Rep= Rp
Elo= E
Length=L
Girth=G

To determine ones Penis size complete the following:
R*1+Rp*.015=L
E*.005=G

And now an example:
8*1+201*.015=11.015CM
1022*.005=5.11CM
My penis would be 11.015 CM long, with a stunning girth of 5.11 CM.

Please submit the results you achieve by inputting your own statistics into this formula. Hopefully this solves the Aw penis debate once and for all.

I support this message , this can revolutionize atwar

What.

10.71 now I feel small

22.87 Cm

22.86

21.235 cm by 5.375 cm - {though rank means nothing, it's what you do with it.}

Btw, witcher, you only 15.11 cm long... not that we comparing =D

And Master Shake, you too... you only 18.46 cm long - man - all these people using implants and pumps....

Escrito por brianwl, 11.11.2014 at 09:10

Btw, witcher, you only 15.11 cm long... not that we comparing =D

Escrito por Goblin, 11.11.2014 at 06:51

22.86

I was talking about my real life size ...wtf are you talking about

Escrito por Goblin, 11.11.2014 at 09:50

Escrito por brianwl, 11.11.2014 at 09:10

Btw, witcher, you only 15.11 cm long... not that we comparing =D

Escrito por Goblin, 11.11.2014 at 06:51

22.86

I was talking about my real life size ...wtf are you talking about

You mean to sat that AtWar is not real life? Blasphemy!!

Escrito por brianwl, 11.11.2014 at 09:14

And Master Shake, you too... you only 18.46 cm long - man - all these people using implants and pumps....

BIGGER THAN YOURS

Escrito por 4Chan, 11.11.2014 at 11:32

Escrito por brianwl, 11.11.2014 at 09:14

And Master Shake, you too... you only 18.46 cm long - man - all these people using implants and pumps....

BIGGER THAN YOURS

Sure... when you use a magnification power

Length = 5.015cm
Girth = 4.945cm

I need help... Any man who's girth is almost as big as his length clearly has problems o.O