Playing with noobs

* Game starts *
Person1: its 3v3 ok?
You: ok
* Pick South Korea *
* Everybody picks places that are at least 10 weeks away from you *
You: facepalm
You: ally Person2
Person1: allies Person3

* Week 5 *

Person2: attacks Person1
Person1: OMG WTF THE TITLE SAYS NO RUSHING
Person3: THEY ARE SHEEPS WITH NO BRAIN
You: are you sure you know what rushing means?
Person3: STFU SHEEP
You: facepalm
Person3: YOU KNOW THIS GAME CAN GO UP TO 500 WEEKS RIGHT?
You: yes
Person3: LOL SHEEP
Person1: You shouldn't have attacked me before week 15!
Person2: !? wtf
You: are you sure you know how to play this game?
Person3: Are you sure you ever played with friends?
You: pretty much
Person3: Real friends not online friends
You: um, dont have any real friends playing afterwind
Person3: SEE, YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU
You: tactical facepalm
Person3: IF YOU EVER PLAYED THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS, THEY WOULDNT BE YOUR FRIENDS ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU SUCK
You: implied facepalm
You: look, we are winning and you are losing, clear enough?
Person3: YOU ARE SHEEP LOL
You: if you wanted a noob game you should have told us beforehand so we wouldn't join
Person3: THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL LOL IDIOT
Person3: YOU ARE SHEEP AND YOU FOLLOW WHAT YOU SEE AROUND YOU
You: Look, this is the way you play this game.
Person3: LOL SEE YOU BIG SHEEP
Person1: You are expanding in Asia while we are fighting, and you are having fun. Sounds like what we want.
You: im not having fun, you guys are afraid so you didnt pick close to me, thats why im expanding and not fighting
Person3: YOU JUST CONTRADICTED YOURSELF
You:
Person3: YOU ARE DONE TALKING, STFU NOOB

You: feel sorry for the future of the afterwind community

Note: This actually happened to me, I just removed the names.

put them on ignore list and let them flam against your walls.
=/

Lol'd, where does someone find these people? xD

I don't know, they randomly pop up usually.

Ok sheep

*Playing UN Game*
*Im Northern Europe and the game is Full*

week 1: UN (HQ) Quits
week 2: i attack western europe
*Rank 9 china ally with everyone on asia*
week 4: i conquer all of western europe
week 5: i declare war on eastern europe
week 9: i kill eastern europe
week 12: i declare war on russia
week 16: russia surrenders
week 20: southern europe surrenders
week 25: i have all of euro-russia and north africa
week 26: all the players on asia declare war on me, and they no even had more than 50 sp.

@ Hazardouz: I know this problem, you could be the most friendliest person in the world, but if you grow to much and fast, all just want to kill you.

YOU ARE A SHEEP!
LOL...

I smell a new afterwind meme.

Link:http://i50.tinypic.com/2nw1wro.jpg